2 June 1998
Goodwin Distributors
1083 East Main Street
Torrington, CT 06790
To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing to express my profound disappointment in your product, the Miracle
Eraser. As a professional painting contractor, I am always looking for ways
to increase the quality and efficiency of my work, so I was intrigued by your
advertising and the claims you made about the performance of the Miracle Eraser.
Upon receiving my shipment, however, I learned that your advertisement was misleading,
if not downright deceptive.
The Miracle Eraser had a number of surprising and disappointing characteristics.
For one, it disintegrates rather quickly, a feature that was never touched upon
in your advertisements. Another drawback was its offensive odor, which makes
it impractical for use on interior residential jobs. Finally, its performance
was poor, also incongruent with your advertising.
In conclusion, I feel that your product could use drastic improvement. I found
it to be inferior to conventional sandpaper in price, convenience, and effectiveness.
A more carefully worded advertisement might have saved me the grief of using
your product and the waste of throwing most of it away untouched. To put it
succinctly, your product sucks, and you are, at best, charlatans.
Bitterly disappointed,
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