The Big Steak: Out here in eastern Long Island, there is a chain of steakhouses that offer an unusual deal. You can have a 76 ounce steak for free if you can eat it in one hour. That's a lot of steak. Anyway, they take your picture when your steak comes, and if you eat it on time, they put your picture on the wall of fame, with your comments at the bottom. (i.e.: "Still had room for dessert!"). If you don't make it, Your picture goes on the wall of losers, along with your excuse. (i.e.: "Couldn't eat the fat", or "My wife said I'd never make it.") When I saw this picture, I howled with laughter. I could think of nothing else for days. I had to return and scan it. I don't know how to find this guy, but if I do, we have GOT to hang out.

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