CONGRATULATIONS!

Your name has made it to the short list of candidates for the John Federmack bachelor party.
It will be rowdy and unwholesome. If this presents a problem, then leave your timid ass home.
The big event takes place on Saturday, August 8th. Dress to impress.

Tentative Itinerary:

• Luxury bus departing from john's apartment @ 5:00pm SHARP. We WILL leave without you, and we'll laugh while we do it.
• Dinner at NYC's 'La Nouvelle Justine'
• Carousing at Naked City, featuring the finest live lesbian show in Queens

Secure your seat in the bus by sending a check for $100.00 to:
Chris Scanlon

Before 7/1/98

This covers the ride and the show, but you'll still need some cash to flash for dinner. Stop whining, you cheap fuck, the guy's only getting married once.

Crybabies only 395-8720

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