function QuoteToday() { if (seconds < 1) return '"In jealousy there is more of self love than of love to another." - Francoise de la Rochefoucauld' else if (seconds<2) return '"Nothing weighs less than a promise." - Anonymous' else if (seconds<3) return '"If you must hurt a man, do it so brutally that you need not fear his revenge." - Anonymous' else if (seconds<4) return '"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde ' else if (seconds<5) return '"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells ' else if (seconds <6) return '"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire ' else if (seconds<7) return '"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact." - George Eliot ' else if (seconds<8) return '"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." - Xenocrates ' else if (seconds<9) return '"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford ' else if (seconds<10) return '"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre ' else if (seconds<11) return '"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin ' else if (seconds<12) return '"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H(enry) L(ouis) Mencken ' else if (seconds<13) return '"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts' else if (seconds<14) return '"A warrior may choose pacifism. Others are condemned to it." - Bob Orlando' else if (seconds<15) return '"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by sweat and dust and blood, who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in worthy causes; who at the best, knows in the end of the triumph of high achievement, and who at worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt' else if (seconds<16) return '"It is a fool\'s prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." - Neil Gaiman' else if (seconds<17) return '"Be not made a beggar by banqueting upon borrowing." - Ecclesiasticus' else if (seconds<18) return '"Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man\'s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires." - Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe' else if (seconds<19) return '"It is better to live rich than to die rich." - Samuel Johnson' else if (seconds<20) return '"To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field than their own hearts in the closet." - Charles Caleb Colton' else if (seconds<21) return '"When water covers the head, a hundred fathoms are as one." - Persian Proverb' else if (seconds<22) return '"Defer not till to-morrow to be wise, To-morrow\'s sun to thee may never rise." - William Congley' else if (seconds<23) return '"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham' else return '"There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are this man\'s lawful prey." - John Ruskin' } function BuildQuote(){ currentdate = new Date (); sec=Math.random(); seconds=Math.floor(sec*25); Quote = QuoteToday() alert(Quote) }